ANY THOUGHTS?
Tuesday, 4 October 2005
Come Walk With Me
Come walk with me

Come walk with me and take my hand,
if only in a dream;
and I will take you to a place
where you have never been.

Come walk with me along a beach,
where nightfall's tide comes in,
to feel the sand beneath our feet
and smell the sweet salt air.

Come walk with me and hold me close,
and help me feel secure,
for just a moment in this place,
I can let my feelings show.

Come lay with me for in a dream,
my cares and fears subside,
and I shall bare my soul to you
in the safety of your arms.

Come talk with me for in the past,
I retreated deep within.
To dwell behind these walls so high,
I let no others in.

Come walk with me and be my friend,
to comfort my lonely heart.
For friends care not of what you were,
just only what you are.

A friend in you is what I've found,
my dream is now complete.
You make me glad of the day we met,
my heart now skips a beat.

Our dreams are where we two can go,
and bring the joy of love.
A place in time where we can say,
we belong to one another.

The gift you give unknowingly
is far more precious than,
all things in the material world
rolled up into one.

Thank you for your friendship,
and the dreams we now enjoy.
They bring to me a joy so real,
it lightens my very soul.

Our dreams allow us to escape
the burdens of our lives,
and with your hand in mine my friend,
the world will never win.

Posted by donnyjrmail at 6:59 PM PDT
Bear Remover
A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers."
He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.
The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear
falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go.The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in
the back of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!"

Posted by donnyjrmail at 6:43 PM PDT
The Perfect Gift.
The Perfect Gift

A guy wanted to buy a gift for his new girlfriend's birthday. As they had only started dating, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: personal, but not too personal.

Accompanied by the girlfriend's younger sister, he went to Dillards and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, however, the clerk got the items mixed up and the sister got the gloves and the girl friend got the panties.

The guy sent the package to the girl friend with the following note:

I chose these because I noticed you are not in the habit of wearing any in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the sales clerk that helped me has a pair that she has been wearing for the past three weeks and they are hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart.

I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands will come into contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me Friday night. All my love.

PS: The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.

Posted by donnyjrmail at 9:51 AM PDT
Monday, 3 October 2005
Funny Quips
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

You get to be burdened with debt if you can’t budge it.

Are suicide jumpers from the Bridges of Paris in Seine?

Will those too big for their britches be exposed?

Is a ‘living Will’ a ‘dead giveaway’?

Do condiments make for safe eating?

Is a Shotgun Wedding just a case of wife or death?

Does an illicit lover break the monogamy?

Is that hangover the ‘wrath of grapes’?

Is a meeting of egoists a case of an I for an I?

Is dancing cheek-to-cheek a form of floor play?

Is it just a backward poet now who write inverse?

Does a hungry clock go back four seconds?

She was engaged to a guy with a wooden leg but she broke it off.

With her eventual marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

If you don’t pay the exorcist, does he repossess you?

Local Area Networks started in Australia: they came from a LAN down under.

Is a plateau a high form of flattery?

A vertically-challenged fortune-teller convict escaped from prison. The headline ran.. Small Medium at Large!

Is acupuncture a jab well done?

Posted by donnyjrmail at 1:10 PM PDT
Saturday, 24 September 2005
The Hospital Window
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the
fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the militaryservice, where they had been on vacation.

Every afternoon when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.
The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the
world outside.
"The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm
in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance."
As the man by the window described all this in exquisite detail, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine the picturesque
scene.
One warm afternoon the man by the window described a parade passing by. Although the other man couldn't hear the band - he could see it. In his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words.

Days and weeks passed. One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep. She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.
As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making
sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.
Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside.
He strained to slowly turn to look out the window beside the bed. It faced a blank wall. The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window.
The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.
She said, "Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you."

Epilogue:
There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations.

Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled. If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy.

"Today is a gift, that's why it is called the present."

Posted by donnyjrmail at 11:45 AM PDT
Thursday, 22 September 2005
The New Arival
A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States.

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country!"

But the passerby says "You are mistaken, I am Mexican".

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!"

The person says "I no American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful America!"

That person puts up his hand and says "I am from the Middle East, I not American!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an American?"

She says, "No, I am from Russia!"

So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says...

"Probably at work."

Posted by donnyjrmail at 6:01 PM PDT
Mommy
Mommy

Once upon a time, there was a child ready to
be born. So one day he asked God:

They tell me you are sending me to earth
tomorrow but how am I going to live there being
so small and helpless?

Among the many angels, I chose one for
you. She will be waiting for you and will take
care of you.

But tell me, here in Heaven, I don't do anything
else but sing and smile; that's enough for me to
be happy. And how am I going to be able to
understand when people talk to me, if I don't
know the language that men talk?

Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and
sweet words you will ever hear, and with much
patience and care, your angel will teach you
how to speak.

And what am I going to do when I want to
talk to you?

Your angel will place your hands together and
will teach you how to pray.

I've heard that on earth there are bad men,
who will protect me?

Your angel will defend you even if it means
risking its own life.

But I will always be sad because I will not
see you anymore.

Your angel will always talk to you about me
and will teach you the way for you to come
back to me, even though I will always be
next to you.

At that moment there was much peace in
Heaven, but voices from earth could already be
heard, and the child in a hurry asked softly:

Oh God, if I am about to leave now, please tell
me my angel's name.

Your angel's name is of no importance.
You will simply call her......

Mommy


Posted by donnyjrmail at 5:56 PM PDT
The Little Girl In The Park
The Little Girl In The Park

There was this lil' girl one day sitting in the park. Everyone passed and
never stopped to see why she looked so sad. Dressed in a worn pink dressbare foot and dirty, the girl just sat and watched the people go by. She never tried to speak, she never said a word. Many people passed, but never did one person stop. Just so happens the next day I decided to go back to the park, in curiosity, to see if the lil' girl would still be there. Right in the very spot as she was yesterday she sat perched on high, with the saddest look in her eyes.

Today I was to make my own move and walk over to the lil' girl. For as we all know a park full of strange people is not a place for young children toplay alone. As I got closer I could see the back of the lil' girl's dress was obscenely shaped. I figured that was a reason the people just passed by and made no effort to help. Deformities are a low blow to our society and, "so help you" if you make a step toward assisting someone who is different.

As I got closer the lil' girl slightly lowered her eyes to avoid my intent stare. As I approached her, I could see the obscene shape of her back more clearly. Grotesquely shaped in a humped over form. I smiled to let her know it was ok, I was there to help, to talk. I sat down beside her and opened with a simple "Hello." The lil' girl acted shocked and stammered a "Hi" after a long stare into my eyes. I smiled and she shyly smiled back. We talked till darkness fell and the park was completely empty.

Everyone was gone and we at once were alone. I asked the girl why she was so sad. The lil' girl looked at me and with a sad face said "Because I'm different." I immediately said "that you are!" and smiled. The lil' girl acted even sadder, she said, "I know."

"Lil' girl," I said, "you remind me of an angel, sweet and innocent." She looked at me and smiled, slowly she stood to her feet, and said, really?"."Yes, ma'am, your like a lil' guardian angel sent to watch over all those people walking by." She shook her head yes and smiled, with that she spread her wings and said, "I am, I'm your guardian angel," with a twinkle in her eye.

I was speechless. Sure I was seeing things. She said, "For once you thought of someone other than yourself, my job here is done." Immediately I stood to my feet and said, "Wait, so why did no one stop to help an angel?". She looked at me and smiled, "You're the only one that could see me, you believe, its in your heart." And she was gone. And with that my life was changed dramatically.

~Unknown~



Posted by donnyjrmail at 5:52 PM PDT
The Storm

The Storm


A little girl walked to and from school daily.
Though the weather that morning was questionable
and clouds were forming, she made her daily trek
to the elementary school. As the afternoon
progressed, thewinds whipped up, along with
thunder and lightning.

The mother of the little girl felt concerned that
her daughter would be frightened as she walked
home fromschool and she herself feared that the
electrical storm might harm her child. Following
the roar of thunder, lightning, like a flaming
sword, would cut through the sky.

Full of concern, the mother quickly got into her
car and drove along the route to herchild's
school. As she did so, she saw her little girl
walking along, but at each flash of lightning,
the child would stop, look up and smile. Another
and another were to follow quickly and with
each the little girl would look at the streak of
light and smile.

When the mother's car drew up beside the child
she lowered the window and called to her, "What are
you doing? Why do you keep stopping?"

The child answered, " I am trying to look pretty.
God keeps taking my picture."

May God bless you today as you face the storms
that come your way.


~Unknown~

Posted by donnyjrmail at 5:42 PM PDT
The Cab Ride

THE CAB RIDE


Twenty years ago, I drove a cab
for a living. When I arrived at the
building was dark except for a single
light in a ground floor window. Under
these circumstances, many drivers would just honk once or twice, wait a minute, then drive away.


But, I had seen too many
impoverished people who depended
on taxis as their only means of transportation. Unless a situation smelled of danger, I always went
to the door. This passenger might be someone who needs my assistance, I reasoned to myself.


So I walked to the door and knocked.
"Just a minute", answered a frail,
elderly voice. I could hear something
being dragged across the floor. After
a long pause, the door opened. A small woman in her 80's stood before me.
She was wearing a print dress and
a pillbox hat with a veil pinned on it, like somebody out of a 1940s movie.


By her side was a small nylon suitcase. The apartment looked as if no one
had lived in it for years. All the furniture
was covered with sheets. There were no clocks on the walls, no knickknacks or utensils on the counters. In the corner
was a cardboard box filled with photos
and glassware.


"Would you carry my bag out to the car?" she said.


I took the suitcase to the cab, then returned to assist the woman. She
took my arm and we walked slowly
toward the curb. She kept thanking me for my kindness. "It's nothing", I told her.
"I just try to treat my passengers the
way I would want my mother treated".


"Oh, you're such a good boy", she said.


When we got in the cab, she gave me
an address, then asked, "Could you
drive through downtown?" "It's not
the shortest way," I answered quickly.
"Oh, I don't mind," she said. "I'm in no hurry. I'm on my way to a hospice".


I looked in the rear-view mirror. Her
eyes were glistening. "I don't have
any family left," she continued. "The
doctor says I don't have very long."
I quietly reached over and shut off the meter. "What route would you like me
to take?" I asked. For the next two
hours, we drove through the city.

She showed me the building where
she had once worked as an elevator operator. We drove through the neighborhood where she and her
husband had lived when they were newlyweds. She had me pull up in front of a furniture warehouse that had once been a ballroom where she had gone dancing as a girl.


Sometimes she'd ask me to slow in front of a particular building or corner and would sit staring into the darkness, saying nothing. As the first hint of sun was creasing the horizon, she suddenly said, "I'm tired. Let's go now."


We drove in silence to the address
she had given me. It was a low building,
like a small convalescent home, with a driveway that passed under a portico.
Two orderlies came out to the cab as soon as we pulled up. They were solicitous
and intent, watching her every move.
They must have been expecting her.


I opened the trunk and took the small suitcase to the door. The woman was already seated in a wheelchair.
"How much do I owe you?" she asked, reaching into her purse. "Nothing," I said. "You have to make a living," she answered. "There are other
passengers," I responded.
Almost without thinking, I bent and
gave her a hug. She held onto me
tightly.


"You gave an old woman a little
moment of joy," she said. "Thank you."
I squeezed her hand, then walked into
the dim morning light. Behind me, a
door shut. It was the sound of the
closing of a life.


I didn't pick up any more passengers
that shift. I drove aimlessly lost in
thought. For the rest of that day, I
could hardly talk. What if that woman
had gotten an angry driver, or one
who was impatient to end his shift?


What if I had refused to take the run,
or had honked once, then driven away?
On a quick review, I don't think that I
have done anything more important
in my life.


We're conditioned to think that our
lives revolve around great moments.
But great moments often catch us
unaware, beautifully wrapped in what others may consider a small one.

~Unknown~

Posted by donnyjrmail at 5:40 PM PDT

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