London Honeymoon.
Bobbie Jo was beside himself. Here he was on a big airliner on the way to London with his brand new bride for a 5 day honeymoon.
Betty Sue was just as excited and why not. She had read all about London and she could not wait to tour the shops , bookstores, and the famous places to see.
Bobbie Jo however, had other plans.
On arrival at their hotel in London , Bobbie Jo wisked his bride right up to their room. Upon entering , Betty Sue was a bit taken aback. The room had been stocked with everything one could imagine... snacks, vending machines, boxed foods of all descriptions. Bobbie Jo had a plan
Simple -- there was no way he was gonna let Betty Sue out of this room for 5 days. He had a terrible strong case of raging hormones.
Poor Betty Sue --- she did endure. On the 5th evening of their stay. Bobbie Jo had a guilt attack --- he felt terrible that he had kept her confined in this way for his selfish pleasure.
He had an idea . Knowing she loved the theater he had a paper sent up and looked through it eagerly. Betty Sue was unaware, as she had just stepped out of the shower.
Suddenly , Bobbie Jo found it --- a stage play. "Betty Sue"! he called. "How would you like to see Oliver Twist"?
To which Betty Sue replied " Bobbie Jo !!!!! So help me god if you show me one trick with that thing I am going straight home to my mother " !!!!!!!